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A viral "news story" claims two men were injured in a "gerbilling" mishap involving a tiny rodent, a cardboard tube, and an untimely-lit match. This is fake news circulated since Albeit attributed to the Los Angeles Timesthis lurid bit of potty humor did not originate in any newspaper.

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The act of gerbiling, according to the Internet, is simple. In most instances, it involves a tube up the ass, followed by a gerbil up that tube. One might lure the gerbil up the tube with a piece of cheese, or, inversely, light a flame under the funnel to send the gerbil scurrying.

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I had a friend once who used to be an ambulance driver. He told me that one time he had to go pick some guy up who had a gerbil stuck up his ass. Apparently, he was some sort of pervert that would have another guy stick a gerbil up his ass and hold his tail so he could pull it out once he got off.

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Sign up for our newsletters Subscribe. Courtesy of Photos. Some newer readers might've missed this column when it originally appeared—some of you who were still in grade school, diapers, or amniotic sacs back in —so I'm rerunning it now because I still get questions about "gerbiling" on a daily basis.

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Sign up for our newsletters Subscribe. Courtesy of Photos. Some newer readers might've missed this column when it originally appeared—some of you who were still in grade school, diapers, or amniotic sacs back in —so I'm rerunning it now because I still get questions about "gerbiling" on a daily basis. QWe were having a little office debate about "gerbiling.

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Gerbillingalso known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shootingis a rumoured sexual practice of inserting small live animals usually gerbils but also micehamstersrats and various other rodents into the human rectum to obtain stimulation. Some variations of reports suggest that the rodent be covered in a psychoactive substance such as cocaine prior to being inserted. According to folklorist Jan Harold Brunvandaccounts of gerbilling were first recorded in and initially were said to involve a mouse and an unidentified man.

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A year-old male arrives at the ER complaining of rectal bleeding. A speculum exam reveals bloody stool and a dead gerbil. Apparently, through the cardboard tubing from a paper towel roll, the rodent had been forced into his rectum.

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